Sh*t My Teachers Say

"Guys, look at me when I say this. Each month, a woman's body goes through extremely drastic changes. It would be like for a week every month preparing to have house guests come, but they don't ever end up coming. These changes can cause things like mood swings and discomfort that you DO NOT want to mess with. All of you will have to deal with a woman like this someday so the best thing you can say to a girl is... 'yes dear. How can I help?'" -Mr. Vitale